DISCLAIMER: SNAKEboards contain live snakes. To ensure proper lifespan (or use-span, as we here at ELFTWATCO like to call it), please feed your SNAKEboard one live mouse once every six weeks. ELFTWATCO is not responsible for any bites that may or may not result in amputation of any limbs of the user or their friends, family, coworkers, or pets.

Clearly, I've given up on any hopes of ever making anything symmetrical.